jizz in my pants

dumb:Jizz in my pants. what the hell does that mean? 

dumber:idk. why ask me you moron. 

dumb:no like you are the dumb one you don't even know it. 

dumber:uh huh (pauses to realise that he does not know it) but..but at least i heard about it. dumb:you dbag

dumber:watever.douche nozzle

dumb:yeah. bitch

dumber:can you go now? please. hannah montana starts in like 3 minutes

dumb:why? i wanna watch hannah montana too

dumber:but that is like my alone time (weeps)....with ...with her

dumb:alright dont be a baby

dumber:just go please.

dumb:dick.

dumber:douche nozzle.

dumb:you already said that

dumber:so? go go! hannah montana's theme song is playing in like 10 seconds

sorry that was dumb but it is a story about 2 retarded teenage boys around the age of 16 or so and yes they are twins and yes i made up this story. WASN'T IT SO HECKING AWESOME?! hells yeah.  no actually this is a copyright infigminted story on how the word (BEEP) came about sorry i can't tell you the word it is copyrighted. it isnt a bad word or anything but it is copyrighted:)))

if there were any of you guys who were like looking forward to my thanx to my friends and all but i'm so sorry. i don't really plan to do it anymore cos like i have so many people to thank and all. i will do it just not anytime soon. alright now....

bye bitches (william sledd's famous line-actually it is hey bitches and yes he is gay)

people i have to thank for making what my life is (part 2)

hey guys so i promised you a part 2 to this sequel right? alright here it is. I will be touching on friends so this should be a long one

FRIENDS

heya!!!!!!! I got a 3OH3 shirt! holler! that was so gay.

no i was juz kiddin. man i miss some of my friends and the rest i wish i won't see them no more. omg. just now, like i was tring to do marshmallow bunny and all like where you stuff as many marshmallows into your mouth as possible. no i was just munching on one marshmallow in my mouth and i decided to watch this something which is called SCARLET TAKES A TUMBLE. So i clicked 0n it and as i clicked on it i put the marshmallow in my mouth. so it was about a minute long and the funny part was coming soon. i didn't watch it before but i heard from this someone that it was hilarious. ok so the funy part came where she fell off the table. omg like i watched for repeatedly 4 times or so. was it funny? HELLS YEAH! like ok so this black woman was singing and all in her room and she is like obese and all. you know black people are really fat, right? yeah so she was like so extremely passionate while she was singing she sorta like stood up on her small tea table.PAUSE. when i watched till there i thought the table was gonna break already cos she was like MASSIVE and all. BUT she has got one hell of a durable table.it actually didn't break then she was singing oh so passionately imagining that small little table to be her stage. she took a step forward not knowing that THE DAMN TABLE WAS SMALLER THAN HER ASS  and .....

what happened?

i don't know

you can ask me

or

go find out yourself!

TEEHEE ballers!

p.s i felt like such a dick laughing at her. i'm such a meanie but i can't help it:)

p.s.s there is one special person i want to show this video to cos there will be an addition so she is special for the rest go find out!

PEACEOUT ballers!

thanx to those who have made my life what it is today...

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Did I have like the best day of my life today? NO! But close to that... Firstly, I was at Raffles City today to look for a hobo and CDs. We went to Billabong and wanted to look for hoodie. Guess whatt I spotted? OMG!!!!! FREAKING ELEMENT CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( i would type in the f-word if i could) OMGOMGOMGOMG! it reminded of mac and i want sanjay to dress like that but the clothes are like too big. that is like the first thing and then later we went to find CDs right? and i found Lines Vines and Trying Times! Ahhhh! The day it was released in the states we got it! PWNED! ohohoh and I got WANT! AWESOMERY! Really made my day. Now I gotta thank a couple(?) of people.

THANX TO:

household
-my parents for a life, love and everything else
-my grandparents for being oh-so loving
-sanjay(2nd brother) for being my model and experiment whom i dress up to look like cool people (teen boys- not singaporean ones they suck)
-sameer(youngest brother) for always beating Sanjay up when i need him to and for listening to my music all the time, listening to songs that kids my age don't even know
-my aunt(mum's younger sis) for always lending me her DS when I am bored and always updating me on the latest games(she sounds real childish huh)
-chloe my cousin(my aunt's daughter) for being a little annoying when she talks too much yet really sweet when she is silent
-my uncle(aunt's hubby) for cracking Sanjay and I up all the time
-my uncle and aunty( dad's elder brother/ business partner and his wife) for always buying me expensive stuff
-Dev my cousin(my uncle's eldest son) for being so tall(6.0 feet 180 cm) and all so that everytime we go out he looks like our bodyguard(juz kiddin)
-Priya my cousin(my uncle's daughter) for being such a baller! Cos first off she has her own band and she plays the drums is learning how to play the guitar and she is a school netball player. Such a baller right!
-Akshay my cousin(my uncle's youngest son) for always telling my brother and I weird stories and being such a comedian
-my maids for getting my stuff everytime even though they are just like one cupboard away and all

Alright guys this is Section 1 of my thanx and all the next section will be touching on the topic of friends.
Quote for the day: Girl scout cookie bitch girl!

I am doing my geography project on monday. I think it is gonna be fun, it will be fun, i want it to be fun. i don;t know if it will be or not but we will see. If things get awkward and the ambience is weird I will still have my music and my phone and my videos and my ipod and my money and so many places to shop at. But I would really really wanna watch WTCC's videos on that day. Sadly, I don' know how to use the download manager thingy. I really wanna download them from my computer into my ipod and handphone. It is already in the computer but not yet in my ipod or hp.

If things get weird on that day, I will:

-play with my fingers

-bring up a fun topic

-buy ice-cream

-think about mac

-think about element and their clothes

-think about my life in the states

-think about funny jokes

-imagine my future with mac( lalala, i see cute gorgeous babies)

-think about planning my work

-splurge my money on clothes i like that i don't get to buy in front of my parents( tsk, i won't splurge!)

-call up my lovely jie and mei

-talk to my saravanian mate about the saravanians and new addditons (:

-lastly, think about saravanians and benedict(ben-a-dick) and the nipple suit aronn kwok and malay movie guy keong and pilait

things i fear about on that day:

-yen fei's mum will be with us throughout the whole day

-yen fei's mum will want her to go home in between the timing sessions(really scared cos what will i do by myself)

-her mama wouldn't allow her to walk around orchard

-her mama will come all of a sudden and be with us the whole day

-shops will not be open until really late

-count wrongly

-get hit by a car

ok ok, i was joking about getting hit by a car, but umm you know if you dont see me in school you would most likely know the reason right?

p.s mac mac mac mac mac is hot!!!!!!!!! Taylor lautner has freaking 8 PACKS! and and  and I love 3oh!3(T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f***ing scared of him.) love them.

p.s.s my cuz saw lady gaga in her extremely long limo today. omg if we just left the house a little later we would have seen her too. firstly, my cuz's family and my family was meeting up for lunch at paragon cos my uncle and dad had guests in town so we were eating at Crystal Jade Golden Palace and then my cuz was late. She said she saw ladygaga in her limo driving up orchard. AHHHHH! anyways not that big a fan....my dad likes pokerface!

p.s.s.s CHANGE by Daniel Merriweather is really good! if you guys were nice you should wish my gd luck for monday, thanx anyways!

see.ya.again. douchenozzles(copyrighted-fine $3)

Geog project

I seriously don't know what will happen during the geog project and all... should I like confront her or something? I mean we are talking but there is still a wall blocking us and I feel it. I actually would like to have a sleepover the night before and stuff so that we wouldn't be rushing the next morning at 8 something. Don't know if her mummy will allow. We still have yet to settle the place yet. Arghhhh! 

to meilssa: hey melissa, dont know when you will be reading this but HEY! SIA it actually means improving on all your past SIAs and improvise upon the comments that she wrote. Then compile them all together as in like you know binding and stuff yeah like that.(sorry my explanation might not be too clear)

OH OH OH! Joycee is sleeping over! I miss her so much so so much! We can go hang out and talk about her sweetheart Nick Jonas(she LOVES him, way beyond love). Haha. She doesn;t know i have a blog but if she read this she would definitely kill me for telling the world(even though she makes it very obvious herself)

The both of us were like best buds and we still are. We used to like the same thing: Jobros, the american entertainment world, ANTM, and all other stuff....I don't know but she was the best best friend I have ever had so far. We even planned out future together. 

TEEHEE!

I really hope to clear the misunderstanding with Yen fei the day before our geog project so that we can hang out well the next day, I hope the sleepover will help. but that is if her mom agrees!

ALRIGHTIE! It is like extremely late now and I have piano lessons tomorrow.

gottago sleep now.

peaceout homedogs!

I don't know. But can you guys stop bossing me around? I have a mind of my own and I really think you guys think you are like the best because you were either in gym sabbaticals or you were put with Li Hong. Sorry to say, but you guys have seriously pissed me off big time. You might not have wanted to do that beacause I am not a very nice person to mess with. I might not seem like that but if anyone starts pissing me off BIG TIME like you guys, you will not be too excited. I do have back-up and I will start bitching about you guys everywhere plus I will turn into my nasty self which really sucks. Only words to describe it would be : HELL. Sorry but you guys are freaking b**ches and I hate it when you guys try to show off or tell me " Oh you did this wrongly" and stuff like " umm sonia get ready cos you are next" . I don;t believe you have the right to tell me, ok? I am not blind I know when to go out there and start jumping and I know when my turn is I am not dumb. You think you are very PRO in fact you are not. your F-ing long hair always gets in the way when you are jumping and I just really really hate you!!!!! So much! I want to apologize for saying this but I don't think you are worth my apology. 

You MOTHER F-ING BITCH

enough of me bitching about, I really hope my words did not offend anyone reading this post or IF anyone reads this post cos yeah i am just expressing my anger towards someone.

you better watch out yunmei